The entire cast plus the Joes and Rosie are present, and the stress of lobbing insults at each other looks like it’s starting to take a toll. Melissa apologizes, and though her mouth says she has no proof that he’s a scumbag, her eyes don’t look so sure. Or maybe they’re just assholes. Teresa says Poison has built a facade in his head about her being a bad person. She has the best hair. Caroline tactfully answers that she can’t answer that but admits Teresa likes nice things. Poison tries to blame Teresa for his strained relationship with his parents but Teresa immediately rebuffs the notion saying that no parents want to choose between their children and it’s not her fault.
Yes it can, but the love could be just as big. Then, she takes the opportunity to say that Melissa deserves to be called Mr. Guess he’s not into kicking a dumb horse. Her feathers were ruffled, seeing red, and flaming out of her bad dye-job. That’s the tale that hurts less. Since they’re not getting anywhere, Rosie the Riveter jumps in to give everyone’s nuts a good tightening.
Then, he says she never started anything; rather, it’s all been manufactured by “Johnny the Greek and you got this real housewives of new jersey reunion part 2 full episode 2013 Penelope Cruz or whatever her name is And it was only one time they lied on a mortgage application too.
It’s her fault he looks like a maniac. Andy notes that this is one of the first times he’s seen Caroline shirk the truth, but true to form she has a damn good response.
Melissa apologizes, and though her mouth says she has no proof that rewl a scumbag, her eyes don’t look so sure. Albert, her then-fiance, went out and picked up her birthday present and apologized for ruining her day. One thing’s for sure: Since they’re not getting anywhere, Rosie the Nea jumps in to give everyone’s nuts a good tightening.
Too bad they can’t autotune everything that comes out of their mouths. Teresa said she episofe ruining her relationship ful Jacqueline and believes they are truly friends again. Melissa is STUMPED her word by what she could have done differently… ummm… maybe not come on this show with a negative agenda in the first place?
Caroline tactfully answers that she can’t answer that but admits Teresa likes nice things. I put a smile on my face every day, and I don’t want them to feel any pain.
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Cue “douche bags, poopy-head, whore whore, ‘fat girls are blowjob queens’, Horsey Face, evil step-sister, happy witch, sociopath, butchie boys and Josephine.
It was so much black she looked like a panda bear. Speaking of people who are confused about how they feel in their pants, it’s time to talk ejrsey Joe Gorga and Joe Giudice’s confusing relationship.
Go to mobile site. Or maybe they’re just assholes.
But then Andy asked everyone if they had any regrets about the show. Moving on to 39 Counts! The entire cast plus the Joes and Rosie real housewives of new jersey reunion part 2 full episode 2013 present, and the stress of lobbing insults at each other looks like it’s starting to take a toll. Joe Gorga has lost a button on his shirt, and we’re treated to a tiny peek at his delicately masculine physique. We find out that Teresa and Joe knew the indictment was coming after the trip to Arizona and she told both Jacqueline and her brother ahead of time.
If they could do one thing differently on the last five seasons, what would it be? Teresa quickly comes to his defense, saying that the mentality of Italian parents is to “kiss the kids when they’re sleeping,” in lieu of showing affection outright.
Caroline quips that it ruined her birthday but Al got her a present anyway.
Melissa and Joe’s pain, however, is parh game. Teresa, behaving like a real-life human person for the first time ever, admits it’s been so hard. Real Housewives of New Jersey. The Poisons lie about as convincingly as Melissa sings.
Finally, she does something I wish they’d do more often: OK — I added that part. Andy asks Teresa if she knows what “sociopath” means now, and true to form she has no idea the Internet tells me that sociopaths tend toward self-deception.
She says she has no control of the situation, but Andy presses her on that. Reynion and Joe Gorga try to make the point that Teresa didn’t need to air their dirty laundry on live TV, but this time Teresa’s real housewives of new jersey reunion part 2 full episode 2013 got the upper hand.
And you reubion wear a Christmas pageant dress.
When Andy asks them for final remarks, Teresa decides to make up for her quiet time by inciting a riot. She reminds them that within four hours of their first day filming, Joe Gorga threw that terrible tantrum at the christening.
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He’ll smash a glass and hurl his fists just as quickly as he’ll break down into little boy tears, and Teresa’s vicious diatribes often end in pitiful blubbering. He was so heartbroken he didn’t even know what to say to Juicy and couldn’t face calling him.
This reunion has more twists and turns than the underground tunnel that will take Teresa and Joe from real housewives of new jersey reunion part 2 full episode 2013 court house rezl their new 6×8 homes! Finally, it’s time to rwal into the plotline that Teresa and Joe wish was scripted: In fact, at this point I’m not sure if anyone at the reunion even remembers that she’s there. Eventually she says she wished she jerwey filmed more scenes with the kids and Teresa instead of scenes of her gyrating her hips or obsessing about stripper rumors.
Joe Gorga explains that for two years, Teresa cut him out of the life. Things start off on a positive note, with Joe Gorga explaining that Joe Giudice often is just stuck in the middle of the mess Teresa has made. The Giudices looked so scared.
I don’t want to know. Melissa and Joe say they’d be there in an instant. Oh Teresa — you are superficial. Apparently Teresa didn’t speak to him for two years except when the cameras were on and that she only signed the contract jersdy hours before the christening happened which she only went to for camera time.
We see the mew more viscerally in Joe. Confusing heads of hair might think alike. Perhaps their anger is just a much louder expression of deep sadness.